Ok let me start by kindly asking you not to expect me to pretend to be super interesting here. I'm not.

Honestly, not even what i'm interested in is necessarily interesting to most people. Yesterday, for example, i had to go into research after wondering for the first time in 30 years if insects can get fat.

I just like to ask questions, you know?

Interested. This i can say i am. I like to be in places, to touch things, to hear stories. I like to see people. I'm an extremely talented observer. Part of not being interesting maybe.

And yes, insects can get fat.